It’s a Ferrari, and she’s a Virgin.
The unmistakable similarities between our favorite machine dressed in red and your Virgo partner.
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When you realize your Ferrari is a Virgin too.
If you are aware that your partner’s birthday would fall somewhere between August 23rd and September 22nd, this would signal that your partner is predominantly a Virgo by virtue of astrology. And of course, the term Virgo, translates to Virgin or Maiden.
Your Maranellesi machine shares a distinct September birthday with your significant other by way of its manufacturer. This may explain those interesting moments that spark between your Virgo partner and your Italian love affair on wheels.
Present-day Ferrari S.p.A. was birthed on an Italian Wednesday, the 13th of September in 1939, fathered by her namesake, Enzo Ferrari.
Yes, that would make Enzo Ferrari your astrological or spiritual father-in-law, so-to-speak.
Welcome to the family.
— As one would say.
She loves your Ferrari as if it is her own.
Let’s assume that your Virgo partner gets along with the artwork you keep tucked away in the garage. You would expect that — It’s a Ferrari.
When it comes to your partner there is likely something deeper. Your Virgo partner is likely attracted to you because somewhere within your astrological birth chart, you demonstrate the primary characteristics of Cancer, Taurus, or Virgo astrological signage. Those would be her ideal partners according to astrology.
According to this astrological compatibility, if you maintain an Alfa Romeo, Audi, Fiat, Lamborghini, Mercedes-Benz, or a Porsche, your Virgo Partner would likely be equally concerned. But the Ferrari would remain her favorite.
So when it comes to the Ferrari, there is no denying that your Virgo partner’s common admiration extends beyond congenial admiration into the realm of adoration.
She may be more inclined to loving you too if you’re not so compatible after witnessing how much care you provide a fellow, misunderstood Virgo.
Love can be confusing.
Ferrari gives you a special feeling.
— Fernando Alonso
If your Ferrari could talk, it would sound familiar.
You may have come to the brutal realization that your Virgo partner is a tour de force, just like your machined steed.
Her analytical precision with any impassioned provocation will easily cut you down to size, quickly and efficiently, if provided the opportunity and the reasoning to do so. If you are having a hard time distinguishing your human companion’s behavior and your Ferrari ‘s characteristics — that’s the point.
Do not provoke or unsettle the Virgo.
Some people like to drive a Ford, not a Ferrari, and some people like to drink out of a red Solo cup, not out of a crystal stem.
— Marsha Blackburn
Have crueler words ever been spoken? Yes, in a Virgo’s mind.
Perfectionism is not a goal, it is the only way of life.
All hope forgotten, your partner’s idealistic Virgo perfectionism never actually settles down if hopelessly challenged by your lesser standards or the immovable environment she remains imprisoned within. Unbridled perfectionism of a Virgo simply opts for another outlet, even if it ends in tears.
Like a Ferrari, your Virgo partner has likely received some time to practice perfecting the Fine Art of Being Imperfect. Yes, for Virgos with any hope to survive, that is a real art to study and master if they are to blend into the complex, hippocritical and ironic mess that we call a civilized society.
Ferrari’s engineering and design language is inherited from the powerful vulnerability of perfectionism, in other words — the ultimate display of power concerning our Virgo’s being. Clever branding and mere heritage is not enough to design any Ferrari.
Therefore, every Ferrari machine has innately designed itself.
If you put a Ferrari sticker on a toaster, it doesn’t go any faster.
— Sergio Marchionne
Ferrari’s iconic symbolism has remained unchanged for nearly a century. It is then no reason that when any individual verbally declares or dare offends the presence of a Ferrari, those iconic words signal the esteemed banners of perfectionism to be raised in its honor of the sacrifices.
It’s a Ferrari.
Translation
(It’s practically perfect in every way.)
Seduction arrives with perfect practice, naturally.
For a Virgo, seduction is an expression of mastery for their practice-makes-perfect lifestyle that relishes deep analysis and a wide sense of observation.
Virgos enjoy the tedious processes in acquiring expertise in any of the required formalities to successfully execute the proper seduction of a being’s body, mind, and soul.
If your Virgo partner naturally tends to attract long stares and quick glances, or merely halts traffic as much as your Ferrari, its because those tiny details that you glazed over add-up to a show-stopping showcase of power and control. And we’re not just talking about your Ferrari’s favorite tires.
Power is nothing without control.
— Pirelli & C. S.p.A. Slogan Since 1994
She has a thing for red, yet she prefers blue.
The red of Ferrari stems from their traditionally showcased Rosso Corsa, which translates to Racing Red. This now legendary color would be symbolic for their Italian domain in international motorsport when teams were required to present national colors. Hence why Alfa Romeo, Fiat, and even those two-wheeled creations of Italy wear red so effortlessly.
Colors such as black, blue, and green wear exceptionally well on a Ferrari for good reason. They are all complementary to the Virgo, which is described as an Earth sign.
Knowing this, you will begin to notice other earthy-related colors and neutrals to be popular throughout the Ferrari marketplace, such as grey, pale yellow, and white. Ferrari is equally comfortable wearing a seductive shade of pink as it would be expected to be wearing red.
Blue as a preferred color for the Virgo stems from their precious sapphire birthstone. Sapphire is a powerful stone historically and remains so today. In contemporary times, both Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge and Princess Diana were engaged with the assistance of a sapphire.
Sapphires are ironically available in all colors, except red. The name Sapphire translates to — Dear to the planet Saturn. Saturn is the ruler of Aquarius, the astrological sun sign of Enzo Ferrari, born on Friday, February 18, 1898.
The birth and performances of a Ferrari wearing any color is a privileged practice of artistic rendering that leads to a special man-and-machine connection that defies space and time itself.
Ferraris are art, but they love being driven.
— Chris Evans
She keeps things clean and tidy.
If you are not a Virgo yourself, you may have noticed that your primary place of residence is a touch cleaner and tidier than usual with the assistance of your new partner. There is even something about that air —
No, this not the effect of societal expectations of a woman fulfilling her natural responsibilities, this is your loyal Virgo partner keeping herself happy.
The same idealism of clean goes in-hand with a Ferrari. A dirty Ferrari is not a happy Ferrari. If you have not noticed, Ferrari rarely partakes in rallies, especially the ones that are prone to risky debris. Though you will see Ferrari machines challenge road rallies in spectacular fashion. Crisp, fluffy snow is also a favorite of hers to play in.
If your Virgo partner suddenly appears with a couple of wash buckets and a bag of clean microfiber towels on each unfortunate occasion should dirt appear, well you have your answer.
Your Virgo partner and your Ferrari were made for each other because if they had the power, they would not hesitate to do so themselves.
I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Cleanliness and dirty are two different things to her.
When a Ferrari does happen to stray away from the paved path, she handles it very well. The pilot-friendly dynamics that make a Ferrari wonderful to drive on-road make it excellent off-pavement.
This reality is no different than your Virgo lover. Your partner is one to be handled carefully in all situations, however, you should be more concerned for how you are able to handle things when it comes to the topic of sexual intimacy.
That is, if you are in the company of a Virgo that is intrigued by your lowly soul, you will likely be fulfilling the role of her passenger anyhow.
If he can’t do it with Ferrari, well, he can’t do it.
— John Surtees
Like any Ferrari, she hates to lose.
The Tifosi are a cherished group of sport enthusiasts that passionately cheer on the Scuderia Ferrari’s motorsport campaigns. You may be one of these enthusiastic Ferrari-or nothing supporters, yet maybe your Virgo partner takes it a step further.
They hate to lose.
So next time your Virgo partner goes mad or becomes boldly silent when the Scuderia do not succeed, take note. That same challenging tenacity in the face of certain failure is waiting in the garage, waiting to be turned on.
Take double note if you are experiencing any intimacy complications as of late.
Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.
— Enzo Ferrari
You made the mistake, not her.
Ferrari machines are engineered for advanced drivers, not motorists.
So when you experience something uncomfortable on the road or racetrack behind the wheel of a Ferrari, it is by the law of the universe — your fault.
You may notice similar themes carrying over into points of conflict with your beloved Virgo partner. Here you may apply the same reasoning, Virgos are engineered by the stars for something more than your idea of a casual relationship, so it is by the law of the universe — your fault.
Do not be ashamed if things do not work out with your Ferrari or Virgo for that matter, Lamborghini was born into this machined world to resolve that specific reasoning. However, be warned. The bull-headed, Taurean roots of Lamborghini run deeper than their iconic, fighting bull badging.
Ferrari never spoke to me again. He was a great man, I admit, but it was so very easy to upset him.
— Ferruccio Lamborghini
Maybe she just needs some time in the garage.
If things are not going so well with your Ferrari or your better-half, providing space would likely be welcomed, preferably elegant, clean space. Be forewarned, you might have to lift a finger or two.
The Prancing Horse can become a bit riled when cornered by the less-than-perfect examples of society, especially if they are organized in any type of group. This would be a scenario in which that hopeful, yellow shield of the Scuderia may come in handy.
Likewise, a shielded Virgo can only absorb so much hostile peasantry before requiring a retreat to solitude.
If everyday tasks begin to trigger the blunt or the sharp lingual talents of your Virgo companion, we recommend staying-in for the remainder of the day with the exception of the kitchen.
The hasty delivery of a fine-quality, non-synthetic vegan blanket and her favorite magazine may just do the trick. The red wine would be implied, a nice Italian red should easily subdue any lingering offenses.
The body is like a car… and you don’t leave a Ferrari out in the sun.
— Joan Collins
About that garage of yours. It’s her garage.
The world that you are living in is her world.
Virgo personalities command space as the space of which they are concerned becomes their canvas for perfection. They are highly sensitized to their surroundings. This strict environmental corridor would include the Virgo home, work, and the general condition of their surrounding community. An inefficiently timed traffic signal has the potential to quickly rattle a Virgo as much as it would annoy the spirit of your Ferrari.
Therefore, an unfit garage area for your Ferrari could bring upon immediate disaster. The same attention that is brought to deliver a suitably clean, well-organized garage with plenty of environmental light and tasteful decor should be translated equally so into the home for your Virgo partner.
When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari.
— Zlatan Ibrahimovic
The attitude and the clothes matter to her too.
Made In Italy is not just a sparkling marketing line or neat factoid of The Prancing Horse. This elegant and matter-of-fact demarcation of manufacturing origin dictates a central credo of lifestyle for the universe to follow since the days of Marco Polo.
In Italy, you wear that fucking lifestyle with the same audacity and commitment to the nation and its legacy as you would drive that would-be Ferrari of yours — and if you happen to speak for a Ferrari, the pressure is on.
That olive-oil sweating bravado of yours better scream the Italian anthem when you grab that Ferrari key-chain on your parade to the garage. Because its a celebration every time you have the opportunity to mount a Prancing Horse.
If you are not respecting the class and prestige of Ferrari, do not be surprised if your Virgo partner picks up the slack in your responsibility. An unanswered error in your ways will likely find yourself with a new wardrobe each season and a dedicated personal stylist to oblige an order of elegance each morning. With the exception of bedroom activities and a few moments on the road, this may just be the give away that Virgos enjoy partaking in the delivery of quality education.
A good teacher will show you the ropes in the world of power… You just don’t give a kid a new Ferrari. You teach him how to drive it.
— Frederick Lenz
You recently adopted a kitten, became vegan and religiously shop organic.
No matter how much cleaning is required, Virgos adore animals. After-all, your Ferrari has been the exclusive caretaker for The Prancing Horse for nearly a century.
That’s a big responsibility mister. Your Virgo partner will be sure to remind you of that responsibility too.
Soon enough, that animal-style love is going to rub-off that unassuming black horse and onto your equally colored heart. You could learn a thing or two from a Virgo when it comes to the act of sacrificing yourself for another living being that entertains no voice.
Then the natural and progressive guilt of sliding onto those leather seats for every ride may haunt you soon enough to convert to a vegan diet. You shall henceforth perform everything in your power to ensure that those precious, sacred leather hides do not degrade in vain.
The pantry, the bathroom, the medicine cabinet, your family’s home — no area remains off-limits. Even those fancifully imported detailing solutions for your precious Ferrari are fair-game. You see, the Virgo is extremely health-conscious and any carcinogen or non-organic material will be exiled from your home as quickly as it was delivered by Amazon Prime.
At least you do not have to worry so much about becoming ill. If you apply the same mentality to your Ferrari, you may save a few bucks while holding the honor to carry on the legacy of The Prancing Horse.
Drivers, we’ve had a lot, some very good, some great, but drivers come and go, while Ferrari remains.
— Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
September is not a month, it is a ceremony.
Each September, Tifosi from around the world welcome The Prancing Horse home to Italy with the annual Italian Grand Prix.
Per tradition since 1921 with a few minor exceptions, the national Grand Prix of Italy has taken place within the Autodromo Nazionale Monza, a high-speed, grand prix racing circuit known as The Temple of Speed or in-short, Monza. The event could be likened to a contemporary placeholder for the Ludi Romani, the oldest of the Roman games, which were hosted mid-September over a couple of days until it was extended for nearly half of September.
Monza throughout the decades has become hallowed ground for Ferrari as a second-home away from Maranello and their fabled, private Fiorano testing circuit. Ferrari machines, regardless of how poorly they have performed throughout the season tend to finish especially well here, perhaps it's just that special time of year for them.
Interestingly, the origins of the termed category of competition and road-going machines that Ferrari is famed to manufacture became known at Monza as well. Gran Turismo or simply GT, was organized by a group of Milanese gentlemen. These men included, the Mayor of Milan, Count Giovannino Lurani, Giovanni Canestrini, Corrado Filippini, and Elio Zagato — Zagato being the gentleman driver and namesake to the coachbuilder and industrial design house of Zagato.
In honor of Monza’s significance in Ferrari history and Italian culture, Ferrari recently released the very special limited series production of the Monza SP1 and Monza SP2. The gesture is intended to provide a timeless nod to their iconic GT racing heritage that has become synonymous with Monza’s lore of the 1950's and 1960's.
Aside from your Ferrari feeling friskier than normal in the cooler air, maybe this practice of joyous celebration and competition feels familiar around your home throughout the month of September? If she is a Ferrari-fan indeed, do not be surprised to hear more Italian linguistics and synonyms ebbing from your Virgo’s mouth. A push-and-a-shove may announce that the games are on.
This month is equally important for your Virgo partner as this virtuous month is her birthday month. Seasonally, this time of the year represents a signaling of harvest for her, so be forewarned that your Virgo partner is expecting all of that hard work she has completed on your behalf to be rewarded.
I have really enjoyed my time at Ferrari, not just because of the successes.
— Michael Schumacher
Passion. Pleasure. Romance. It’s only business.
Love is a dangerous game, and no one plays this risky game better than a Virgo soul. Ferrari, in-hands with its inseparable creator and founder has been breaking hearts and taking names in business and romance since 1898.
For Business or for Pleasure —
This binary query will temporary confuse your Virgo at the airport rent-a-car counter, yet this logic threatens the physical existence of your Ferrari.
In astrology, these two apparently opposite activities of business and love are often intertwined. Your Ferrari presents a similar duality. This dualism could be reflected in how you approach your Ferrari or in how others perceive you enjoying or providing for her. For example, a passerby may acknowledge your machine as a beautifully rare symbol of high-intuition and perpetual effort, in other words, an ambassador for the progress of civilized society.
And, of course, the other-side to this two-sided appearance of one presents a tainted but actual reality in which others may proactively attempt to tarnish the noble efforts of The Prancing Horse as a naive attempt to tame a greedy, destructive world. These toxic groups or individuals may be lashing out at your Ferrari’s ill-perceived brashness by nearsightedly mischaracterizing its accomplishments, discrediting its sacrifices as a childish, illicit temptress of self-centered playfulness.
Get off your high-horse.
— As you would hear around the presence of a Virgo.
If you are emotionally and socially observant, you will understand why your Virgo partner may innately resort to timidness or alarmingly face-up with a sociable character to entertain unlikely acquaintances. Do not be alarmed — it’s just business, the daily 9–5 that never ceases for your Virgo partner.
Perhaps you have experienced these feelings tugging at your heart when deciding on a Ferrari or that color. Once completed, your dashing Ferrari feels the same under all those panels— it could be likened to a hidden melodrama in constant revision to entertain the required performances of life; the work and the play, the mindful and the heartfelt. It can be so exhausting, hence that maintenance bill and the elegant wining and dining that have become habitually routine.
From the ideation of a dream in the minds at Maranello to the circuit, and to your garage, Ferrari’s lights in Maranello never turn-off in actuality. No matter how long you hide-away your Ferrari in storage here or there to preserve it, the horse remains prancing. This may explain your recent stockpiling of espresso as those Romans do.
Only the heart and soul of another Virgo would be able to exceptionally comprehend and aid in the expression of the complicated and conflicted Virgo.
Sergio Pininfarina, an automotive designer, born 13 years and 5 days prior to the birth of Ferrari, mastered the vision of Ferrari, then remastered the form over and over as our perception of time required. His entrepreneurial and romantic vision for The Prancing Horse is one of the largest contributing factors to why the world speaks Italian in the understanding of one name — Ferrari — or Smith, should you insist on speaking English.
The beautiful, passionate love-affair between Ferrari and the legendary design house of Pininfarina ignited in 1951. This came to a parting of ways with the launch of the Ferrari 812 Superfast in 2017. The outgoing F12 is momentarily the final, Prancing Horse, foaled under the careful eyes and thoughtful hands at Pininfarina.
The first in-house Ferrari designed solely by Ferrari was appropriately designated LaFerrari. There were a few heated moments along the way, including those Bertone-bodied machines or that behind-the-back Glickenaus. A few cheerful flirtations and friendships with other aspiring designers and established coach-builders were quietly celebrated here and there.
But no event can darken one of the most iconic and inspiring partnerships of our time. The Ferrari Sergio was a celebratory symbol of Sergio’s life accomplishments alongside The Prancing Horse.
At the end of the day — respect your Virgo partner’s struggles as those in accompaniment of your Prancing Horse. They are very much one of the same. Virgo’s understand the value of business and love, and they are ruthless, not heartless, when attempting to preserve meaningful value.
A beautiful car — like a beautiful woman — is always beautiful.
— Sergio Pininfarina
No matter how you feel, you cannot live without her.
No matter how tempted you may be to discover irrevocable fault in her obsessive care and temperamental perfectionism for everything she sees, hears, or touches, you cannot live without a Ferrari.
You may soon come to realize this with your own Virgo partner. She is a champion for beauty, generosity, and kindess. A world without the care of a dreaming Virgo is an abused, ignored, and polluted body.
And should you not be able to harbor love with a soul of the human form, well there is always a Ferrari and the soul of The Prancing Horse to warm your heart from this moment to eternity.
Maybe I can earn my own Ferrari so I can ride off in the sunset without anyone by my side.
— Amrita Singh
Fine.
And in honor of your quest for relationship advice,
this article has finished. It may leave you feeling a little nervous around any Ferrari you encounter in the wild, or any Virgo for that matter, yet it has to come to an end at some point.
I wish that this piece was entertaining and thought-provoking.
Thank you.
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